October 2011
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23 years old and I’m trapped on base thanks to some stupid ass people. For those of you planning on joining the Marine Corps make sure you do the right thing but also be ready to get screwed for your fellow Marines. And learn the acronym BOHICA.
Rules to dating a Marine's daughter
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware...
